only the most luxuriant hair from our domesticated female
possum for artists paint brushes. They are raised in
specially constructed air conditioned possum houses. We
shear them 2 times a year and only keep the stomach hair. I
consider this to be the highest quality fur on the planet.
A domesticated Possum is about 5 times size larger than
your common variety possum. Some folks like to have them as
house pets. I do not recommend this because they are
hard to house train and in my opinion there is nothing as
strange looking as a giant rat looking creature walking
around your house with a diaper on.
Bill Bob Jones just purchased Maximo. For you
folks out there who are not familiar with Maximo. He is a 3
time champion of the PBA (Possum Breeders Association). He
is a world class stud and gets top dollar for his services.
I am still talking about Maximo that is.
I highly recommend you do not attempt
to home sheer a wild possum. The fur is poor quality and not very marketable. A wild possum can be rather
mean. Not to mention the meat is a poor quality compared to
a domesticated possum.
Here is a photo of Miss Betty a 90 lb South Florida Silky. She
was a 2 time PBA champion in her Class. It is hard not to
admire her luxuriant long silky fur. Photo from the new PBA
Jones Farms is working
on new almost silent fur sheers. There is nothing worse
then waking up a 85 lb possum you are trying to sheer.
Playing possum is a great thing. We are hoping to have them
on the market in the spring.
This bad boy
was going after the young ones in the farms nursery. I
stopped him and then returned him to a distant lake.
Yes, it is me.
Seen below Ericka Goldstein with Angel his prized
search and rescue possum. Angels ability to locate victims
was world renowned. Angel was killed by an unfortunate
earthquake victim. Fearing they were being attacked by a large
rat. The victims dispatched Angel with a large rock.
On the positive side the commotion inside the building
assisted the rescuers in locating and saving the victims.
South Florida Silky
Possum Cutters Convention Florida USA
There is still plenty of available space
for seasoned and future cutters. We will be having seminars covering
Jones newest quiet
sheers and prostatic mechanical fingers.
Possum Farming a valuable and renewable national
Possum Farming your gold mine.
Possum the other
Domesticated Possum are
easy to raise and highly profitable.
You don't want miss the fun.
It is a little know fact. The federal
law of 1942 regarding truth in product advertising
originated from the large amount of possum fur used in the
production of mink coats. It is no wonder the mink coats
produced before 1942 are considered superior to the coats
Here are two young city lads
learning Possum Farming. There is nothing like the joy of
learning to work with the freshly sheered Possum hair.
We work with intercity kids who have gotten into a little
misunderstanding with their parents. There is nothing like
the fresh air of the swamps to help a young person
understand the beauty of home and family. Our motto at
Possum camp is "There are no bad children. Just those who do
not appreciate what they have."
and do your part in stopping world hunger.
How Can Possums Aid in Reducing World
One or two large possums can feed a small community suffering from
hunger. Purchase and donate a Possum and we will send it to communities throughout the U.S. and
We also send you a photo of the possum who unselfishly gave
his/her life to feed an impoverished community.
for more information.
We need your help.
The truck we have been
using to stamp out all the metal bands is running low on
metal. The decorative design on the bands used to hold the
fur to the Cypress wood handles are world known. No possum
fur paint brush would be complete with out the signature
laughing Possum emblem. We need a new truck. It needs to
have been forged before 1942. The metal has different
qualities then metal forged after 1942. I believe it has a
lot to do with the radiation in the air from the atomic
The advantages of of possum milk.
High Volume of Production
- Possum milk can be produced at three times the rate per
animal compared to cows or goats.
Ease of milk collection
- Intelligent possums are trained to hook themselves up to
and disconnect themselves from the milking machine. As Bill
Bob says that's Easy Farming.
Because of the naturally strong immune
systems of the domesticated possum, There is no need to give
They have been bread so large there is no need to make them
larger for milking. Not to mention the safety concerns of
having a possum grow too large. They can be little a difficult
Duel use animals.
- The domesticated female possum is used in the paint brush
hair business. They can easily be used in the milk product
lines. Finally the older ones can be used for reducing
world hunger program.
Possum Milk Ice Cream
New from the research and development of the
Bill Bob Jones Farms. After years of working on a meticulous
breeding program. BBJ Farms announced a breakthrough in its
possum milk product line. Although many have tried to solve
the overly strong musk taste problem inherent in possum
milk. Once again BBJ Farms has come up with the solution to
problems faced in the Possum industry. Although a tightly
held secret, it is rumored that Maximos father Dynamo was
involved in the breakthrough. BBJ Farms announced the
creation of 5 grades of milk. From high musk taste (For
cheeses) to no musk taste (for ice creams and breakfast)
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Awesome like a Possum Recipes from
The free-range possum eats mainly a
diet of garbage and carrion 䨥 meat however, is quite tasty and
versatile and farm raised possum tastes much like chicken. Prepare
in the following ways:
Barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake
it, saut頩t. There are Possum kebabs, Possum Creole, Possum gumbo--
deep fried, stir fried, lemon Possum, coconut Possum , Possum soup,
Possum stew, Possum salad, Possum burger, Possum sandwich.
Served with a nice glass of Pinot Noir
or my personal favorite, Rum and possum Juice straight up
with a twist makes a meal that will impress any guest! As well,
Possums much like Oysters and Truffles, are considered an
Not just road kill any more.
More Possum Recipes:
Poached Possum, Possum Fried Possum, Pineapple
Possum, Pepper Possum, Possum Puree, Popcorn Possum, Possum
Pasta, Possum Tempura, Potatoes and Possum, Plantation
and my favorite Plantains and Possum.
We would like to congratulate the newest members of the
Possum Breeders of America. (Salem, Stew, Jake, Gavin,
Talon, Kyle, Juan, and Chase). Thank you for your outstanding work
with the possum groups at Possco the mega possum
The PBA thanks you.
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